?Talentless...yet well connected. ?I like to stare at bitches till they get nervous
?A rebel without applause
?I leave great voicemails.
?Anyone can be cool...but awesome takes practice
?I'm the kinda dude that spells 'thanks' with an 'x'. You may dismiss that, but I see it as an outlaw characteristic that I possess. I'm an outlaw in a society that promotes good spelling.
?Some people think there are two kinds of people in the world. I think there’s people who believe there are two kinds of people in the world, and people who are smart enough to not believe in something so stupid
?I spend too many mid-mornings sporting hangovers that know no bounds. I wouldn't change a thing
?I’m attracted to the girls who have that "i went to college, but it didn't do me any good" look
?Not every Jack & Coke is created equally
?I like throwing L.A. style gangsta pool parties
?My handwriting makes me look like a serial killer
?I think you can tell a lot about a person with where they leave their buggy in a parking lot
?Real friends do stuff with you outside bars, too
?I love ketchup. actually, french fries are just vehicles to get ketchup to my mouth
?The only people who read 'Six Degrees' "magazine" are the assholes that think they might be in it
?Sometimes 'nothing' can be a real cool hand
?One day I'd like to have a girlfriend that’s so fucking cool she doesn’t even have mypace. This more than likely rules yer ass out
?One time a falcon's cheerleader asked me, "What in the shit is wrong with people!?"
?I used to live in a loft we named "j.bar". If you can remember being there... you were never really there
?I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
?Sometimes I don’t wear sleeves, but when I do, it usually has my heart on it. you'll know this soon after meeting me.
Who I'd like to meet: