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Davey Darko

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  • General





    I learned to love my insomnia
    I have a snaggle tooth
    I have the worst
    cock-a-roach phobia
    in the world.


    I would put a picture
    of one on here
    but i hate looking at pictures of those pricks!



  • Music

    country hardcore rap, because those hicks really got guns! ...
    (Bjork-Olive) to
    (Biggie-Dr.Octagon)



    to (Bane-Walls of Jericho)
    to (Alkaline Trio-Pedro The Lion)
    to (Frank Sinatra-Billy Holiday)
    to (Smashing Pumpkins-Pearl Jam) let us not forget about those grunge years folks.




    In CD player now:

    We Were Promised Jet Packs



  • Movies

  • Television

    Best show of all time!




  • Books

    one time i read this book, and somehow got sucked in and had to save the people from "the nothing". fucking weird..



  • Heroes

    Jules Winnfield
    We're all gonna be three little Fonzies - and what was Fonzie?!.








Blurbs

About me:

..Women have all the power, because women have all the vaginas............. (AIM.. "itsDaveyDarko").....

So here is my plan to get rich 'quick'. Because really how much better would life be with tons of cash money!?

So first off i join a rock band, like a NJ big hair bar band. (jersey folk you know what I’m sayin') Then we become really big, big like we play Giant’s stadium (like Guns and Roses Paradise City video). Then I would have to bang every groupie that comes back stage(not that i want to, its just part of the plan). At the same time drink bottles of whiskey, like whole bottles(just like Slash).



Then after a few months, i start doing drugs, but i ain’t takin' stackers2's ladies, i mean the real-deal hollyfield shite, like heroin in eye lids. Then all of a sudden, rock 'n' roll becomes "cheesy" again, and our band drops off the scene, like Cinderella(you know you miss that band).



I still do the heroin, but now i start doing porno, like good porn, not this Jenna Jameson shit, i talkin good ol' midget bangin'. They would call me the "Midget Marauder" (insert 'dom,dom,DOMMMMM!).



But then the heroin kills my ability to get a boner, and i would get fired from my midget porn world(its ok i'll be strong). After that my second wife would have left me with all 3 kids, all because of the boner problem(you know, that’s all girls think about). But then after being alone for 10 months i am completely broke(because the new coke habbit) and alone(because of the boner thing).



So I decide to write a book. It sells pretty well, but not well like "Everybody Poops" well, but good..So here is when my master plan kicks in..I get enough money to buy a mask and a really big gun, big like Tackle Berry style(stay with me here). Then I go and rob a bank. BOOM!!! NOW I'm RICH! and I’m talking like Michael Jackson Never Never Land rich (he, heeee)..





and if you missed any of this, it will be documented on VH1's behind the music....

And you's people didn't think I's isn't smart and stuff....

hey if you read this far, you might as well add me to your list. I need to branch out...


...if you got yahoo messanger...
lukeadamgo@yahoo.com

Who I'd like to meet:

My moms always wanted me to meet a nice Gangsta Bitch.
..But I would take any short haired beauty..
and if she wears leg warmers, we're talking marriage baby!

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Down Neck - brick city
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college

Companies

  • Bill Loney & Sons Inc.

    • Dirty, Jerzy US
    • Graphic design / Scarer of my roommates
    since 2001

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